Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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