Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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