weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Randomize
