Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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