I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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