Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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