so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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