It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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