I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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