I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize