out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
