No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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