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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in

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(212): View more from New York

I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.

(503): View more from Oregon

Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.

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(239): View more from Florida

Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.

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(817): View more from Texas

I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups

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(347): View more from New York

i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.

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(361): View more from Texas

I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.

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