I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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