It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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