There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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