My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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