Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
