You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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