Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He better not be in your backpack
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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