my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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