I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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