Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
where am i from again
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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