Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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