Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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