i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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