Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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