i just wanna soil my oats bro
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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