We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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