its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize