READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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