I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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