Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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