I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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