No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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