don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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