I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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