I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
please come you make the beer taste better
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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