they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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