Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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