I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
