It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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