a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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