Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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