i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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