Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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