Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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