that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
where does the pee come out of this thing
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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