did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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