I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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