The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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