Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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